“omg” and “oh my god” are two completely different emotions
i hate it when some people snatch your phone or wallet or anything similar and start casually looking through it and pointing out stupid shit like “why do you have no games on your phone” or “why do you have a 3 year old bus ticket in your wallet” like piss off, why cant i have a 3 year old bus ticket in my wallet? rude bitch.
my first love broke my heart for the first time and i was like
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back
- What girls say: I'm fine
- What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
anus:
how do you uninstall school
